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My Top 10 Pop-Culture Geek Obsessions You Wouldn’t Know From Looking At Me
Happy Geek Pride Day! Even though we just celebrated May The Fourth Be With You three weeks ago, apparently the geek community gets another day to strut our stuff. Of course, the May holiday was... Continue reading »
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Alison Brie Announces That At School, She Used To Hang Nude From A Tree ‘Like A Naked Monkey’ To Cheer Up Her Roommate
I can’t make this stuff up. Alison Brie was on Conan last night talking about her college experience which, in case you missed it, was spent at California Institute of the Arts, a school in... Continue reading »
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Sex On The Wire: Are Three Day Weekends Better Than Three Ways?
• 10 ways to lose a guy in 10 minutes. Not starring Kate Hudson. (Your Tango) • Naturally this man married a sex mannequin. Like, why not. You do you sex mannequin man! (The Frisky) • How to... Continue reading »
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Fifty Shades Of Fandom: The Best Master Of The Universe Fan Art And Videos Starring Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson
When Kristen Stewart read Fifty Shades of Grey earlier this week, I joked that it was basically her audition for the part of Anastasia Steele. The thing is, Kristen is who Twilight fans have... Continue reading »
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Joe Jonas Proves He Is ‘Un-Punkable’
Joe Jonas was on Punk’d last night, and the internet world is now abuzz with his un-punk-ability (definitely a word) after he figured out the prank in the first five minutes. The prankstress... Continue reading »
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Why Does The X Factor Want The Crazy Version Of Britney Spears Back?
Britney Spears is a new judge on The X Factor, and it’s starting to reeeeeally seem to me like the only reason she got that job is because a lot of somebodys are hoping she’ll snap, go... Continue reading »
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In Classic John Mayer News, He Flirts By Quoting Fifty Shades Of Grey
Remember that time John Mayer disappeared for two years to de-douche himself in Montana? Well within weeks of re-entering our heathen society, he’s re-douched himself. (And that fulfills my... Continue reading »
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Did Blue Ivy Inspire Jay-Z To Write New Music For The Annie Remake Starring Willow Smith?
Will Smith is dedicated to making sure the Annie remake he’s producing will be a wholly unique take on the beloved Broadway musical starring a redheaded orphan who warbles about... Continue reading »
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OMG! This Original Wedding Song Is So Cute That I Felt Inspired To Sign Up For eHarmony
Maybe it’s the fact that long weekends always make me emotional or the fact that I’m still coming to terms with my feelings on the Revenge finale, but this original wedding song from... Continue reading »
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Anonymous Sources Confirm Rumor: Reese Witherspoon Is Allegedly The Surrogate For Beyonce’s Baby
We here at Crushable on this exceedingly slow news day are excited to break an exclusive story that for some reason no other outlets are picking up: Rumor has it that Reese Witherspoon might be the... Continue reading »
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Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Owe It To Twilight Fans To Be A Prude In On The Road
Vulture recently published a fascinating essay titled “The Sexual Remaking of Kristen Stewart at Cannes,” about how the Twilight star has dropped her lip-biting Bella Swan persona to... Continue reading »
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Did Ellen DeGeneres Purposefully Give Bethenny Frankel Horrible Advice About Hosting A Talk Show
Wow. As one of Ellen DeGeneres‘ biggest fans I’m shocked at what I witnessed during her interview with Bethenny Frankel. As you may have read in Housewife Apocalypse Quarterly, Bethenny... Continue reading »
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5 Facts About Lindsay Lohan’s Liz & Dick Leading Man Grant Bowler
Well, Lindsay Lohan‘s finally found her Dick. Yes, every other news outlet has made this joke in the past twenty-four hours, but it’s too good to pass up. Grant Bowler has been cast as... Continue reading »
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A Guy Says: Lea Michele Reminds Us That You Need To Show Your Boobs To Be Successful
The other day I was watching Late Night with David Letterman when Glee star Lea Michele came on for an interview and her boobs came so far out of her dress that they were nearly popping out of my... Continue reading »
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Crush Links: Tameka Foster And Usher Are Doing A Really Good Job With Their Bitter Divorce
• These pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson canoodling will make your stomach feel things. (Lainey Gossip) • Looks like Lindsay Lohan just got a co-star for Liz and Dick. And... Continue reading »
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Duets’ Attempt To Do Something ‘Different’ Totally Backfires
Last night ABC debuted their new singing talent show Duets to great fanfare. For what feels like forever the celebrity judges and host talked up the new show and proclaimed just how incredibly... Continue reading »
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I Don’t Get Why Kim Kardashian Gets Invited To Fancy Celebrity Parties
While you spent the week explaining to your friends that Phillip Phillips is indeed a real name, real celebrities partied it up with each other at the Cannes film festival. Everyone who ever sexed... Continue reading »
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Sorry Kim Zolciak, Empty Threats Don’t Make For Effective Discipline
My daughter is a headstrong and opinionated little girl. I spend an ample amount of time trying to figure out the best ways to teach her respect and manners, all while supporting her strong... Continue reading »
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Red Band Trailer Brings The Gore
I always figured that Seth Grahame-Smith‘s novel Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was entirely tongue-in-cheek, but it looks as if the movie adaptation is a lot more serious. How do we know... Continue reading »
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Zac Efron’s Sexy Stock Keeps Dropping Now That Nicole Kidman Peed On Him In Their Cannes Movie
First the To Catch a Predator mustache, and now this: One of the strangest stories to come out of Cannes is about The Paperboy, Lee Daniels‘ campy drama where Nicole Kidman‘s... Continue reading »
