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One For The Gold Digger Hall Of Fame
Greg Allman of The Allman Brothers Band has been married 6 times, including one time to Cher, but now he can say with a full (and not at all vaginamatized) heart that he has found true, organic love... Continue reading »
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The Japanese Are Taking "Eat A Dick, Bitch" Way Too Seriously
You might want to hit pause on that Memorial Day Weekend hot dog before reading this. You've been warned. France 24 posted this story about a Japanese artist who....brace yourself, Bridget...removed,... Continue reading »
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Afternoon Crumbs
Annapolis Naval Academy's annual race up the lard monument is the most beautiful, peentastic, phallic and patriotic thing I've ever seen! USA! USA! - Buzzfeed Keira Knightley is engaged and I'm... Continue reading »
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Whoever Pissed On Kim K.'s Dress Needs A Gatorade
Sometimes when you are out sailing on your own personal boatless booze cruise, you return home and piss urine so yellow that sunflowers and Big Bird want to know your secret. You are a dehydrated... Continue reading »
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The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 25th!
Well, not only has James Haven picked what to wear to the Brangalina wedding, he even found a date! ------------------------------------------------ Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of... Continue reading »
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Open Post: Hosted By A Skydiving Nightmare
It's a good thing that I was planning on having an almost all-liquid booze diet this weekend, because I just ground up all of my teeth while watching this Almost Faces of Death shit! 80-year-old... Continue reading »
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How Dare Aishwarya Rai Go Out In Public Looking Gorgeous
Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai has been described as the most gorgeous woman in the world by people who obviously have never felt their retinas curl from the sheer shock of Shauna Sand's natural... Continue reading »
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Kylie Minogue Debuts The Latest Version Of The Slut Dress!
Gay bug zapper Kylie Min...wait. I was going to make a joke about how Kylie Minogue draws the homos in with her vivacious pop tracks and tiny beauty like a backyard bug zapper but then I realized... Continue reading »
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Jenna Jameson Arrested For Riding A Pole
It wouldn't be Memorial Day weekend without dumb bitches getting into their stars n' stripes drankin' thongs, guzzling down a 12-pack of Natty Light, and driving their slutmobiles into telephones... Continue reading »
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Programming Note: J. Harvey's Back!
Since J. Harvey is a certified drunk mess, I felt it was only fitting to announce his triumphant return with these pictures of Our Patron Saint of Patron, Kate Moss, trying to figure out how "this... Continue reading »
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Birthday Sluts
Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49)... Continue reading »
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Lindsay Lohan's Finally Got Her Dick
After an international casting search (a couple of days of auditions in a casting trailer on a lot somewhere in Culver City) that stretched several continents (the casting agents ordered Chinese for... Continue reading »
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And The Stunts Begin....
It's been a quick millisecond since the X-Factor started filming in Austin, TX and STUNT QUEEN extraordinaire Simon Cowell is already pulling out the tricks. TMZ says that Brit Brit played the quit... Continue reading »
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Night Crumbs
Panty Creamer of the Day: Joseph Gordon-Levitt (and those are 8 words and a hyphen I thought I'd never type in a row) - Popsugar KiKi Dunst always looks like she's off to play a fairy in an outdoor... Continue reading »
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The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 24th!
Nobody can beat her Schweddy Balls. **************************************************** "Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis... Continue reading »
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Brit Brit's X-Factor Rider Reads Exactly The Way You'd Expect It To Read
Correction: It's not totally what I expected. That headline is a liar. I expected to see a gigantic tub (made of Cheetos powder and bacon glue) full of Fresca and buttered popcorn-flavored Jelly... Continue reading »
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Open Post: Hosted By Maru's 5th Birthday
Today, May 24th, is Asparagus Day, Hate Your Nostrils Day (see: Asparagus Day), Escargot Day, the day after Joan Collins' birthday, Tiara Day and most importantly it's the day a piece of the... Continue reading »
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So What Has Brad From LFO Been Up To These Days?
I know you start your day EVERY day wondering what 90s third-tier boy band LFO has been up to and now you can exhale all your inhales, because I've got answers. Rich, as you know, is in heaven, Devin... Continue reading »
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Bill Clinton's Still Got It
Noted punane wrangler Bill Clinton co-hosted an event with Prince Albert II at a casino in Monte Carlo last night and it brought out the likes of Rose McGowan, Diane Kruger, Joshua Jackson, Billy... Continue reading »
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Kim Zolciak Keeps Her Kids In Check Abuelita-Style
UsWeekly asked Kim Zolciak of The Real Messes of Atlanta what kind of shit she carries in her purse (at least they didn't ask her what she keeps in her puss), because they're going hard for that... Continue reading »
