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Fugs and Pieces, May 25, 2012
Happy Memorial Day weekend, Americans! (Happy weekend to the rest of the world.) Hope you’re kicking off your summer in style — we will be back posting as usual on Tuesday, May 29th. It would... Continue reading »
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Well Played, Nicole Kidman
Not so long ago, Nicole Kidman probably would’ve worn this in white, and I would’ve gone all whiny-ragey about how it washed her out and how I wished she’d wear color. WELL. Welcome to the now.... Continue reading »
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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Models at amfAR
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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Actresses at amfAR
Cannes is long. Doesn’t it feel like it’s been going on forever? And some of these people — Diane Kruger, especially — have been there the whole time. I imagine them arriving all coolly... Continue reading »
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Fugs and Fabs: Naomi Watts, Stella McCartney, and Rashida Jones
NAOMI WATTS: I can’t believe we’re still doing this one-armed thing. Seriously, you guys? STILL? Even Kim Kardashian gave it up! STELLA MCCARTNEY: I actually look surprisingly great here.... Continue reading »
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X-Factor Letter of Truth: Part I
“HEY Y’ALL. OH MY GOD Y’ALL I HAVE A JOB. I have to show up everyday and say things and be places and stay awake and not cry and get free Cheetos from Crafty Servicers and Simon... Continue reading »
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Freaky Fug Friday: Heidi Klum
Warm up your writing fingers! THE SITUATION: Heidi Klum arriving at Cannes in quite a jumpsuit. THE TASK: Please pen a haiku dedicated to aforementioned jumpsuit. THE RULES: All entries must be... Continue reading »
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Fug or Fab: Tara Reid
I think the only reason I am putting this up for a vote is because it is confusing to me in general: OBVIOUSLY this has gone awry. While whoever made her WEAR a slip deserves commendation, THIS slip... Continue reading »
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Smithly Played, As Ever: The Smiths
JADA: Don’t worry. I may look restrained, but skirt is still totally see-through, and thus I’m still ME. WILL: Don’t worry. I’ll age eventually. Maybe. JADEN: Don’t... Continue reading »
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Fug AND Fab: Lea Michele
Lea Michele’s Letterman outing was like The Tale of Two Lea Micheles. This is the young, fresh, cute Lea Michele: Tis a far, far better shoe than she generally wears, tis a far, far more... Continue reading »
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Sparkly Played, Kylie Minogue
No one who has ever read this blog will be surprised to hear that I like this: Despite also thinking that she’s perhaps gotten too much use out of that 40% off coupon to the C3PO Sparklepants... Continue reading »
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Bonnie Fught
Poor Bonnie. First, the Harry Potter filmmakers stripped Ginny of most of her moxie — one of my biggest issues with that entire franchise is that they essentially deleted the sassy spirit of a... Continue reading »
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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Kirsten Dunst and Kristen Stewart
I love this photo for the fact that Danny Morgan, whom I think of as the lost Weasley, appears studious in his attempts not to notice that he’s the meat in a Dunstwart sandwich (Dunstwart, itself,... Continue reading »
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Unfug or Fab: Diane Kruger
On a lot of people this would’ve been an outright fug. And maybe it is on Diane, too, but she tends to look less ridiculous in things than, say, the Miley Cyruses of the world. So let’s see how... Continue reading »
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So Closely Played, Solange
It’s almost the end of the day. Which means you are totally allowed to take a moment to put your head down on your desk and bemoan how much cuter this would have been if she were wearing a... Continue reading »
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What to Fug When You’re Expecting
Just when you thought having the most thankless role in What To Expect When You’re Expecting was going to be the worst indignity foisted upon Anna Kendrick…. …this had to go and... Continue reading »
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What to Expect When Fug’s Expecting
From the waist up, this really works. From the waist down, she might as well just be wearing a sign that says, “STELLA MCCARTNEY HATES ME.” Read More ... Continue reading »
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Fug the Show: Revenge: the three most recent episodes
Sorry about how LONG it took me to get to all of these. I’m sure you’ll find a way to ENACT YOUR REVENGE, just in time for tonight’s finale. The most recent three episodes of this season were... Continue reading »
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Celebrity Fugprentice
Did you know that Carol Alt here was in a SyFy movie called Snakehead Terror? Aren’t you glad you know that now? Aren’t you also glad to know that is one of TWO movies about snakehead fish that... Continue reading »
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Fug the Show: American Idol, Three to Two
“Hola, lovers. Shh. Can you hear it? That is the sound of FREEDOM and it is SO CLOSE, lovers, I can taste it, and it has the flavor of Vitamin C. What, you think I am not going to load up after... Continue reading »
