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That Time A Woman Dropped $20,000 Bones On An Evening With Bates From Downton Abbey [Dirt Bag]

A 52-year-old Long Island woman named Sandra Doshner is the self-proclaimed "world's biggest Downton fan, complete with a "Future Mrs. Bates" t-shirt (referring, of course, to the noble, mysterious... Continue reading »

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May 25 Week In Review [Top]

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week In this week's TV roundup, The Simpsons goes Gaga, Girls goes to Michigan, Anderson finds someone "dreadful" and the kids of Glee graduate. How to Look... Continue reading »

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Eternally Gross John Edwards Reportedly Flirting with Female Juror [Dirt Bag]

According to an ABC news report, John Edwards has been creepily flirting with a female juror while on trial for creepiness. Luckily, she's totally into it. "The juror clearly instigated the... Continue reading »

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Lazy Polar Bear Is Chillin' Out, Maxin,' Relaxin' All Cool [Video]

Somebody get this guy a beer already. [One World Ocean] Continue reading »

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Kunta Kinte Shows Off Some Serious Ink [Tweet Beat]

In today's Tweet Beat, LeVar Burton does not have a Reading Rainbow tattoo, Snooki's fiance is a total idiot, Ted Leo is about to cut an amazing-sounding record and Jackie Collins is unimpressed by... Continue reading »

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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week [Video]

In this week's TV roundup, The Simpsons goes Gaga, Girls goes to Michigan, Anderson finds someone "dreadful" and the kids of Glee graduate. 1.) Anderson Cooper to Barbie Mom: "I just think you're... Continue reading »

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The Night Belongs to Eve Ensler [Video]

Happy 59th birthday to a very important lady who, at the end of the day, helped us get to the point of "peak vagina": Ms. Eve Ensler, playwright, activist, cancer survivor, feminist, and author of... Continue reading »

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Epic Troll Larry Flynt Responds to Allegations of Sexism with a Bunch of Dumb Sexism [Hustler]

Okay. So, as you've probably heard, this month Hustler printed a "satirical" photo of conservative pundit S.E. Cupp sucking a great big Photoshopped dick. Predictably, both frothing right-wingers and... Continue reading »

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TGIF! [Snap Judgment]

Little loris twins! More mind-blowingly adorable pix at Zooborns. More » Continue reading »

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After a 19 Year Wait, Here's the Trailer to River Phoenix's Last Movie [Video]

River Phoenix passed away with three weeks left to shoot Dark Blood, an indie feature set to be the runaway hit of 1993. Production came to a standstill after his death, but now, nearly 20 years... Continue reading »

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D'Angelo Learns How It Feels to be Objectified, and It Doesn't Feel Good [Video]

If you haven't read Amy Wallace's fascinating, sad, exhaustive exploration of the rise and fall (and potential resurrection) of D'Angelo in GQ, you should. He comes across as a massively talented,... Continue reading »

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Exotic Brown Children: The Newest Fashion Accessory from J. Crew! [Fashion]

A concerned tipster sent in a photo of the latest J. Crew catalog, saying: I just received the most recent J Crew "Style Guide" in the mail yesterday and am pretty annoyed at the image they chose for... Continue reading »

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Beagle and Piglet Are Adorable Frenemies [Video]

"Look, dude. I, like, don't even know if you're still playing right now." More » Continue reading »

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Jerry Sandusky's Charity Apparently Wasn't Shut Down Until Today [Jerry Sandusky]

Today in news that you could have sworn should have already happened: The Second Mile, disgraced former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky's charity that he allegedly used as a totally fucked... Continue reading »

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Get Ready for the Barbet Puppy Boom, the Cutest Boom Ever [Dogs]

"A puppy boom is on its way," the Wall Street Journal reports: U.S. breeders of Barbets (impossibly adorable and plush-looking French water dogs) are trying to get their dogs to have more puppies so... Continue reading »

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All the Single Ladies Can't Stand Mitt Romney [Politics]

Over his first month as the presumptive GOP nominee for President, Mitt Romney has tried his darndest to reach out to groups that don't like him much. Yesterday, he went to Philadelphia to pretend he... Continue reading »

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Supercut: Gloria Allred Pretends to Care [Video]

Superfeminist Gloria Allred has never met a video camera she didn't want to sternly lecture about sexual harassment, and this week's "Too Sexy for Work" press conference was no exception — she... Continue reading »

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Beth Ditto Wants To Be 'The Ikea Of Clothes For Fat Girls' [Video]

Beth Ditto says she would like to make "the IKEA of clothes for fat girls and boys. Cheap, affordable, basic — but ethically made." She says she didn't have that experience when she designed a... Continue reading »

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Buttsex-Obsessed Lawmaker Claims Being Gay Will Kill You [Rights And Rites]

The bottomless well of WTF that is the Virginia GOP has vomited forth yet another ridiculous sound bite. This time, Delegate Robert G. Marshall, who just last week justified his anti-gay marriage... Continue reading »

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Experiments in Sobriety: Or, This Is When I Admit I Have a Drinking Problem [First Person]

Two nights ago I woke up still-drunk on my couch at 7 AM, wearing my coat and the taste of cigarettes with one ringing thought: What the fuck? I hate the word alcoholic. It's weird and sterile, like... Continue reading »