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I Started A Joke…

I Started A Joke…

Robin Gibb in Dubai, March 2008, courtesy of Robin ReignsThe first time I heard the song “I Started a Joke” by the BeeGees I must have been ten years old—maybe younger. There was... Continue reading »

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Snip Snip

Snip Snip

There comes a time in every woman’s life where she’s sweating bullets in the checkout line at her local pharmacy as she unpacks a bunch of random items, hoping the person standing behind... Continue reading »

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iPee

iPee

Long before George Costanza announced his invention of the iToilet app on the Seinfeld reunion episode, I had thought of this very concept. Having driven from Los Angeles to San Diego on many... Continue reading »

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Excess Baggage

Excess Baggage

I once dated a man who traveled more than George Clooney's character in Up In The Air. He basically lived in seat 2b on American Airlines. A card-carrying member of the five million mile club, he... Continue reading »

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Clothes Make the Woman

Clothes Make the Woman

The other day I was walking through Beverly Hills and I had several men and women compliment me on what I was wearing. I love when someone appreciates the effort it takes to make an outfit come... Continue reading »

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The Table Touch Up

The Table Touch Up

I have this little pet peeve. Those who know me well know that I have more than one, but let’s focus on just one for now. I can’t stand it when women touch up their face at the table.... Continue reading »

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  City Girl's World   Corporette    Dirty In Public    F*cking In Brooklyn   Fiesty Woman   Hot Alpha Female   Jess Downey   Miss Melisa Mae   Miss Taylor Cast    Sex Cigars... Continue reading »

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The Cat Lady Cometh?

The Cat Lady Cometh?

Many men think women who own cats are seriously flawed. While I might be seriously flawed, I honestly don’t think it’s from my cats. That’s right, I have cats. Plural. Two adorable,... Continue reading »

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Sexy Shoe Diaries - Part 17

Sexy Shoe Diaries - Part 17

Back by popular demand, it's Shoe Friday. I don't know whether it's my shoe collection or my feet you like checking out... but, whatever! These are my latest cork shoes by Prada. Perfect for all... Continue reading »

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  City Girl's World   Corporette    Dirty In Public    F*cking In Brooklyn   Fiesty Woman   Hot Alpha Female   Jess Downey   Miss Melisa Mae   Miss Taylor Cast    Sex Cigars... Continue reading »

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Road to nowhere

Road to nowhere

My favorite poem has always been The Road Not Taken (see below) by Robert Frost. I always thought it meant that taking the more challenging path, the less traveled path, is what distinguished the... Continue reading »

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Skinny Bitch

Skinny Bitch

Photo courtesy of Twiggy Lawson You're not fat, you're neurotic—or possibly anorexic. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who’s the skinniest weight-obsessed bitch of them all? Not me. While I have been... Continue reading »

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Crazy, crazy for loving you...

Crazy, crazy for loving you...

Popeye and Olive Oyl in A Date to Skate (1938). When I was young, I used to love watching Popeye cartoons. Popeye was in love with Olive Oyl, and they had their pet "Eugene the Jeep" and a baby,... Continue reading »

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Man Days

Man Days

To the men who read my blog: Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Valentine’s Day has come and gone and many of you are probably thinking, “Whew, dodged a bullet with that one.” Yes, we women... Continue reading »

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Skinny Bitch: You're Not Fat, You're Anorexic

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who’s the skinniest weight-obsessed bitch of them all? Not me. While I have been labeled a “Skinny Bitch” at times, I’m not and have never been... Continue reading »

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Wine And The Single Girl - Burgundian Babe

Wine And The Single Girl - Burgundian Babe

All too many times I have gone on dates with men who have said they love wine, and have been brutally disappointed when they order a bottle of some mundane California Cabernet like O’Shaunessy.... Continue reading »

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Here Kitty, Kitty…

Here Kitty, Kitty… Match.com recently rated LA as one of the top ten cities for divorced women with children: making Los Angeles less of a City of Angeles and more a City of Cougars. I’m... Continue reading »

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The Award For Best Actress Goes To...

The Award For Best Actress Goes To...

Its Oscar season, and the nominees for best actor/actress in a social media performance are: Kim Kardashian for faking her relationship with Kris Humphries to the point of buying herself her own... Continue reading »

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How Hollywood Ruined Valentine's Day

How Hollywood Ruined Valentine's Day

I don't want to sound sexist, but let's face the simple fact that women are generally more romantic than men. Okay, maybe that's inaccurate. Maybe we're just more sentimental about romance. We... Continue reading »

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To Google or Not to Google?

To Google or Not to Google?

You meet a new guy online or in real life and have his name and vitals. Do you Google him? That is the question. My answer: yes and no. Clearly, I have a love/hate relationship with Google. First,... Continue reading »