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I shouldn’t be allowed on live anything
Things I said this month on live tv or radio that made me think “Wow, I should not be allowed to do live media”: “I mean, I don’t want to finger the guy who sold me all those... Continue reading »
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Leg Three!
Leg three of my book tour starts in a few weeks and I have nothing witty to say here. But in spite of my lack of witticisms I would LOVE it if you’d come to see me on my last week on the road.... Continue reading »
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And that’s why I don’t use the garbage disposal
me: I just got an email about buying fake followers on twitter. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Why would anyone want that? Victor: You’re asking me to explain why twitter... Continue reading »
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If it’s Sunday, this must be Annapolis.
I’m still on tour and Sunday I’m in Annapolis. Come see me? Please? To commemorate the last day of the second leg of the tour I’m celebrating by sharing the first post I ever... Continue reading »
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If it’s Saturday this must be Maryland
Today I’m at the Gaithersburg Book Festival and you need to come see me. Please? But until I get back, a rerun from many years ago after I found a miracle lawn boobie. It’s all... Continue reading »
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Photos from the road
This isn’t a real post. It’s just pictures from the road as I continue leg 2 of the tour (Georgia tomorrow and the next day). Someone bad-ass made me a superhero cape…Beyonce on... Continue reading »
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If it’s Thursday this must be North Carolina
Once again, I’m on tour so and today I’m in North Carolina. Please come see me? Pretty please? And while I’m gone I am completely phoning it in by reliving some of my favorite... Continue reading »
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If it’s Wednesday, this must be Atlanta
Once again, I’m on tour so and today I’m in Atlanta. Please come see me? Pretty please? And while I’m gone I am completely phoning it in by reliving some of my favorite old... Continue reading »
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When I’m dead
me: When I die I want you to put me in a Wonder Woman outfit and toss me out of a moving plane. That way when I hit the ground people will assume that Wonder Woman’s invisible plane... Continue reading »
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Not all guesses are equal
Victor: Why didn’t Ash come to our house when she was in town? me: Your guess is as good as mine. Victor: Because she hates you? me: Why are your guesses always so insulting? Victor:... Continue reading »
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Thank you. Seriously.
This isn’t a real post. It’s a thank you. Thank you because for the third week in a row Let’s Pretend This Never Happened is on the NYT list. Thank you because today is the... Continue reading »
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Ron Weasel-y
Remember last month when I added Ermione Granger to my collection of ethically taxidermied creatures who look great in clothes? And then I said the next step would be to find Ron Weasel-y and then... Continue reading »
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LeoTardis
This morning I woke up and quickly wrote down this idea because it’s going to make a million dollars. It’s a leotard…with a TARDIS on it. A LeoTardis. Because it markets both... Continue reading »
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Subtle bribery
I’m still in full tour mode (next stop Florida!) so to make it up to you for being MIA I’m giving out a signed copy of the UK version of my book and a signed copy of the audiobook (which... Continue reading »
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What happens on tour stays all over the internet
I’ve been on a bit of a whirlwind book tour and I haven’t had much time to let you know what’s been going on, so I’m going to do a quick update pulled directly from my... Continue reading »
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Depression lies
I’ve had a lot more emails than usual about depression/anxiety, which I think means a full moon is coming or possibly that we’re all on the same psychotic cycle because I’ve fought... Continue reading »
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PETA is Awesome, But Sometimes I Question Their Priorities
Below is an actual email conversation between me and PETA. (FYI: This happened over a year ago and I was going to put it in my book as an addendum to my pets-eaten-by-hobos chapter but it was too... Continue reading »
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If it’s Saturday this must be San Angelo
I’m still on tour and I’m in San Angelo today so come see me (at 1pm) if you can! (Tour details are right here.) My parents will be there so you can actually see that they’re... Continue reading »
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I have three nipples
I’ve gotten a lot of weird gifts over my tour but so far this was a favorite. Someone gave me a nipple. A homemade nipple. AND IT’S AWESOME. That is, until I got glitter on it and then it... Continue reading »
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If it’s Thursday this must be Dallas
I’m still on tour and I’m in Dallas today so come see me if you can! (Tour details are right here.) If not, you can just read the continuing chronicles of my best-of series. This... Continue reading »
