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Karl Lagerfeld thinks Adele is too fat, world outraged
Karl Lagerfeld cemented his “Prince of Darkness” image today by revealing to Metro Paris that he thinks Adele is “a little too fat”. Kaiser Karl said: “The thing at the moment is Adele.... Continue reading »
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Fashion Fail of the Day: Hair Horns
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Rachel McAdams has new bangs and too-big shoes
Rachel McAdams, we love your Vivienne Westwood dress (didn’t we tell you mint would be hot this season?), but we’re hereby arresting you on suspicion of wearing shoes which are far too big for... Continue reading »
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Top Ten: Polka dot pieces for summer 2012
Those of you who hate polka dots, look away now: you’re not going to like this, but our spotty friends (or foes) are currently running rampant over the world of fashion: yes, even more so than they... Continue reading »
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Frankenshoes: Brian Atwood ‘Charleston’ & ‘Charlene’
Well, it looks like the Shire horse look is back in fashion again. And things were going so well, too… Brian Atwood ‘Charleston’ & ‘Charlene’: which is ugliest?... Continue reading »
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Crime of Fashion? Sass & Bide ‘The Introduction’ colourblock pants
If this is what “The Introduction” is going to look like, we think we can do without being introduced, don’t you? Because it may be only a very small cameltoe, but if you look closely…it’s... Continue reading »
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Christopher Kane embroidered silk and satin sandals: almost as ugly Crocs
When you read the words “silk and satin sandals” in the headline of this post, you probably weren’t expecting THESE, were you? And we don’t know about you, jurors, but if WE were going to be... Continue reading »
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Stuck Together Clothes Crimes: R13 leather stretch and denim jeans
You know when you wear your denim hotpants OVER your leather trousers? It can be kind of uncomfortable, can’t it? Thank goodness, then, for R13, who’ve solved the problem we didn’t even know we... Continue reading »
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Spring 2012 Fashion Trends: Mint Green
(Marni mint green dress, $1,195, Miss Selfridge wrap dress, £32, Polyester shirt, £30, Flat shoes, $32, Topshop gladstone bag, $76, Amazon.com: essie Polish, Mint Candy Apple, $6.25) Are you... Continue reading »
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Style Trial: Keira Knightley at the premiere of A Dangerous Mind
Pin it Some might argue that a long brown/mauve dress is far too dowdy for the red carpet (or shiny floor, in this case), and has the power to make even Keira Knightley look a bit like a monk.... Continue reading »
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Dress Pant Sweatpants: wear sweatpants to the office!
Pin it Look at this lucky dude, everyone: he’s having a quick 40 winks on his office floor, and he’s as comfortable as a baby. And why? Because he’s wearing sweatpants to work, of... Continue reading »
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BE&D ‘Big City’ sneakers: for stiletto fans who can’t wear heels
Pin it Love skyscraper heels? Just can’t wear them without breaking an ankle? Don’t worry, help is at hand – or at foot, rather – in the form of these ‘Big City’... Continue reading »
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Shy’m: Not shy
Pin it It’s hard to believe that until this week, we didn’t even know who Shy’m was. And now her image will forever more be burned into our retinas, and no amount of eyeball bleach... Continue reading »
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Style Trial: Reese Witherspoon in Louis Vuitton at the UK premiere of This Means War
Pin it THIS MEANS WAR, says the red carpet Reese Witherspoon is standing on. Which honestly sounds like a bit of an overreaction to us. Reese, sweetie, it’s OK: sure, the dress isn’t... Continue reading »
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JumpFromPaper two-dimensional handbags
Pin it You’re possibly wondering why on earth we’re showing you drawings of handbags, rather than actual handbags, aren’t you? The answer is… we’re not: These are real... Continue reading »
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Sexy And They Know It: Christian Louboutin’s ‘Sex’ pumps
Pin it There is a saying The Fashion Police love. The saying goes that if you have to say it, you ain’t it. So all those tops with the word “BABE!” on the front (usually in glitter,... Continue reading »
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Fashion Police at the 2012 SAG Awards
Pin itTwitter was aflame with the news that ROSE BYRNE WORE A JUMPSUIT ON THE RED CARPET OMG! last night, so here is the evidence of that event, and we hope you enjoy it: happy Monday, everyone! As... Continue reading »
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Modelling is Hard: Menswear Edition
Pin it Still, at least his knees will be nice and warm, no? In his $980 kimono sweater. Click here to buy it. Continue reading »
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Crime or Quirky? New Jeremy Scott x Linda Farrow sunglasses
Pin it One of our dearest wishes in life is to see people actually walking around wearing some of the designs from the Jeremy Scott x Linda Farrow sunglasses collection. Preferably LOTS of people,... Continue reading »
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Crime of Fashion? Markus Lupfer French lace trousers
Pin it You know, we’ve always assumed that if people did wear lace trousers, they’d probably wear them with something more than just their knickers underneath. Like, oh we don’t... Continue reading »
