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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.22
Welcome to another infected exciting installment of The Most Important People on the Internet brought to you by the letters, S, T and D and featuring an almost gynecological glimpse into Paris... Continue reading »
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The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.25.12
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today... Continue reading »
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Britney Spears Walked Off X Factor Already
With a dressing room stocked full of fried chicken, tater salad and all the Doritos a girl can eat hanging in the balance, you’d just assume Britney Spears would take her first day as an X Factor... Continue reading »
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Excuse Me, Nicole Kidman, Could You Point Me In The Direction Of That Movie Where You Pee All Over Zac Efron?
Back that way? Thanks. Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsRead More ... Continue reading »
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Kanye West Debuted A Movie At Cannes. In Theory.
You may have noticed Kanye West and Kim Kardashian all over the place at Cannes which of course turned out to be a giant publicity grab (See how empty they are inside?) for his short film... Continue reading »
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Jenna Jameson Got A DUI
Porn star Jenna Jameson drunkenly ramming into a pole is somehow news this morning, so, eh, what the hell? I’ll take a trip down your rabbit hole, TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the porn... Continue reading »
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Brooke Hogan Joins The Family Business (Wait, No Mustache?) And Other News
- Tom Hiddleston is a huge dork and it’s hot, say women. [Lainey Gossip] - Are there awards for dentistry? Give this woman all of them. ALL OF THEM. [theCHIVE] - Lindsay Lohan found the perfect... Continue reading »
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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.24.12
Why hello, boo- AHHH! Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on one particular event at Cannes, mostly because lots of breasts were present, but more importantly... Continue reading »
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Bertney’s X-Factor Rider Demands Chick’n, Soder Pop And That There Tater Salad She Likes 24/7
Despite being a ward of the state, Britney Spears is getting $15 million to judge X-Factor but that don’t mean a girl can’t ask for some chicken and potato salad delivered to her dressing room in... Continue reading »
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Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’
Incontinence got you down? When I found out Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman were starring in a movie called The Paperboy, I honestly just assumed it was an adaptation of the classic arcade game because... Continue reading »
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John Travolta Has Cross-Dressing Photos Now
Besides these. Before I get started, there’s a rumor floating around that John Travolta either attempted to, or is currently attempting to, leave the Church of Scientology hence the recent... Continue reading »
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Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend
When Kelly Clarkson was born, she must’ve really pissed off God because felt the need to curse her with the worst body type imaginable: Chunky with no boobs. However, despite claims about loving... Continue reading »
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP.
Bill Clinton and Prince Albert of Monaco hosted a star-studded charity gala last night featuring such celebrities as Joshua Jackson, Diane Kruger, will.i.am and, most hilariously, Gwyneth Paltrow who... Continue reading »
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News
- It’s Redhead Thursday. - Jennifer Lopez got Casper Smart his own TV show. No, really. - Sharon Stone apparently hates Filipinos now. - Anyone else completely forget that Jesse James‘ ex... Continue reading »
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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.23.12
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that unapologetically begins and ends with Kelly Brook, because I understand how to keep a job that lets me work in my jam-jams. We’ve also got Jennifer... Continue reading »
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things
Here’s Michelle Rodriguez at Eden Roc where she stays every year for Cannes because she’s a bisexual spider-monkey who constantly dives off shit. Also, they let her jump on top of cars as... Continue reading »
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Hey! Take Yo’ Gotdamn Shoes Off Before You Get On Diddy’s Boat
You and I live boring, conventional lives where getting invited over to someone’s house and being asked to remove our shoes is generally accepted because we all know shampooing carpets takes... Continue reading »
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Tara Reid Is All The Rage In Europe
Earlier this morning, I linked to an article on Lainey Gossip that identified Tara Reid‘s date to a Cannes yacht party as diamond mogul Fawaz Gruosi, so here’s a bunch more pics of Tara at Cannes... Continue reading »
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Courtney Stodden Is Very Subtle
In case you thought Courtney Stodden only wears lingerie to bake with her mom, here she is not so much washing a Mercedes as her heaving, child-bride implants except I don’t even know why I just... Continue reading »
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Of Course John Mayer Uses ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ To Pick Up Chicks
John Mayer has a new album to promote, so it’s time to make with what he thinks are hilarious slice-of-life stories about how much pussy he gets because he’s so super-rich it doesn’t even... Continue reading »
